because sometimes a 140 character tweet is not enough.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
If you were to run into a random person about whom you knew absolutely nothing and could only give them one piece of advice before you both went your separate ways and to live your separate lives, what would you say?
Same thing I say to any random person I just met & will probably never see again: "take care."
I'm so vain, I think this webpage is about me. Well, that's not entirely.. accurate. I'm a forty-something, happily divorced, overweight male living with my ghosts and demons somewhere in the bowels of north Texas. I'm an Internet enthusiast, aspiring comedic writer who suffers from an inability to be funny on cue, and in my spare time I work for a living. I enjoy television shows but not television, cinema but not the movie theater, food but not gourmet chefs, and in late March 2009 I had an operation on my umbilical hernia which has left me with a cute little scar around my belly button. WANNA SEE!?? *lifts up shirt*