A fully furnished yacht. A beautiful woman who can captain a boat, fish and finds me sexually attractive. A box of condoms.
OMG!!!
12 years ago
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- ZachsMind
- Dallas, TX, United States
- I'm so vain, I think this webpage is about me. Well, that's not entirely.. accurate. I'm a forty-something, happily divorced, overweight male living with my ghosts and demons somewhere in the bowels of north Texas. I'm an Internet enthusiast, aspiring comedic writer who suffers from an inability to be funny on cue, and in my spare time I work for a living. I enjoy television shows but not television, cinema but not the movie theater, food but not gourmet chefs, and in late March 2009 I had an operation on my umbilical hernia which has left me with a cute little scar around my belly button. WANNA SEE!?? *lifts up shirt*
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