because sometimes a 140 character tweet is not enough.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
are people getting prettier? every time i turn around, there's more pretty people. where are all the people that said looks aren't important? geez, should I step up my purty? guess I need a haircut....
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. It's all subjective.
I'm so vain, I think this webpage is about me. Well, that's not entirely.. accurate. I'm a forty-something, happily divorced, overweight male living with my ghosts and demons somewhere in the bowels of north Texas. I'm an Internet enthusiast, aspiring comedic writer who suffers from an inability to be funny on cue, and in my spare time I work for a living. I enjoy television shows but not television, cinema but not the movie theater, food but not gourmet chefs, and in late March 2009 I had an operation on my umbilical hernia which has left me with a cute little scar around my belly button. WANNA SEE!?? *lifts up shirt*