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Friday, October 8, 2010
What's your favorite book?
Failure Is Not An Option, by Gene Kranz - nonfiction memoir of NASA's early days that reads like a scifi novel. The works of Douglas Adams run a close second.
Your on a desert island, what 3 things do you take?
A fully furnished yacht. A beautiful woman who can captain a boat, fish and finds me sexually attractive. A box of condoms.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Just because you can't be heard above the wind doesn't mean you shouldn't scream. Screaming has nothing to do with being heard. A mute scream can open the door to release, whatever that might be. Have you ever screamed quietly? Why? Was it cathartic?
occasionally at the crapper i'll have a silent scream. Some might define the experience as cathartic. I should probably drink more prune juice.
I would like to ask you a series of questions about your past Christian life. In part because I am curious (nosy too). In part because I think you have some insights I might benefit from.. Would it be okay to pry? Is there anything I shouldn't ask?
You can ask. I'll probably answer. I won't know if what you ask pisses me off until after you ask it but (so far as i know) i don't get easily pissed off so no worries.
Friday, October 1, 2010
You just jumped out of an airplane and realized your parachute isn't going to open. You have 15 seconds before you hit the ground. What do you scream out loud?
At terminal velocity, you can't even hear yourself screaming over the wind. I generally avoid airplanes anyway. I have no faith in parachutes.
You're given the opportunity to run one Fortune 500 company for one year. Which one do you pick and why?
It doesn't matter. I'd either purposefully or accidentally run it into the ground inside of six months. I'm not exactly corporate oligarchy material.
Thursday, September 23, 2010
Cher, Madonna, or Lady Gaga? Why?
I've followed Cher's career since my childhood, and my parents met her when she filmed Silkwood with Meryl Streep. So of these three talented ladies I'd have to choose Cher. However, I am impressed by Lady Gaga's recent combination of publicity stunts and philanthopy, bringing attention to Don't Ask Don't Tell and individuality and the like. I admire her spunk. Madonna used to espouse amoral philandering which I begrudgingly respected, until she became a real mother, at which point she got religion and turned into a hypocritical waste of phlegm.
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
She is your significant other, friend w/benefits. U *CARE* about her. She is crying uncontrollably. You don't yet know why. 1) How do you feel when you *FIRST* realize she is crying? 2) What is the *FIRST* thing you think to do? 3)What do u actually do?
1) "oh great NOW what?" 2) ask her what's wrong. 3) ask her what's wrong.
do you think formspring should tell you who your followers are? If so,forward this question to all your friends on formspringer <----lol
I think formspring should tell me when I have questions. These have been sitting here for three weeks. Or maybe I should go here more often. I'd totally forgotten this was here.
IF I were male, I think I would be quite different as my parents would've raised me differently. Unfettered male, bane of every virgin, holy terror & probably dead by 30.Have you ever wondered how your life would be different if you were the opposite sex?
If I were the opposite sex, I'd probably be a lesbian, so I doubt I'd be getting any more or less sex than I am right now.
Thursday, August 19, 2010
What was your favorite year?
1985 was a good year for movies, but I like to think in terms of my life, the best is yet to come. Here's hoping I haven't experienced my favorite year yet.
Cats or Dogs?
When married, I reluctantly became a dog person for the sake of my wife, but I currently do not own any pets nor do I wish to do so. I have allergies that pet dander sets off. If I must be one or the other, I dislike dogs less than I do cats, but that's a slim matter of degrees.
Do you believe in ghosts?
No, but that's a cheap answer. I no longer believe in anything. I have come to the conclusion based on experiential and anecdotal evidence that "belief" and "faith" are dangers of The Human Condition and am experimenting with a lifestyle that doesn't involve belief or faith. There's no proof to the concept of souls, or an afterlife, or anything supernatural or paranormal, which rules out ghosts as even remotely possible.
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